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24 March 2019 @ 04:31 am
Feel free to comment here about how I am doing with Ganondorf.

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Ganondorf Dragmire
So one (1) Ganondorf is now HEAD OF SECURITY. Which means he has access to the hundred of cameras or so on campus.

He also happens to be a jerk.

You know where this is going.

Therefore, with your permission, I would like you to give me embarrassing situations that you'd love Ganondorf to scold your characters about. Sometimes in private. Sometimes in public. Basically if you've always wanted embarrassing things to be found out, just want to do funny things or want to have fun with this, this is the post to do it so. Yes, this includes doing the dirty in class or something. KEEP IN MIND that Ganondorf is a dick. If you don't mind him being annoying about even the little things like picking your nose or jaywalking or whatever, HE CAN DO THAT TOO. He can make your character's life hell if you let me.

All comments are screened to keep the surprise until it happens, UNLESS you mark on the form you want this to be publicly posted so people can plan based on it, etc.

ALSO. Are you female and want to be a hall monitor? You're in luck, Ganondorf is looking for a few of those. The reason why I am going with females only is because 1) Gerudo King has the mindset that females make better guards then men. 2) Hall Monitor outfit probably. Yeap. I will only pick a handful of these so don't feel bad if I don't end up picking everyone. :3

Rouge, Goose, you get free pass on this. Goose you'll be the only other male in this operation. Congratulations.

Character's Name:
Major events you'd love Ganondorf to find out about: Like if your character is having sex in a locker, doing unthinkable things in the boy's locker room, cheating on a test or something of the like. No major event is too small.
Ganondorf is a dick about tiny little pointless things: Y/N This especially works well if Ganondorf does not like your dude much.
Public post?: Y/N

Just reply to this!
Ganondorf Dragmire
I would strongly suggest that all of you be on your best behavior from now on. Watching the cameras just yesterday has been very...enlightening.

Goose, Rouge, please report at my office.
Ganondorf Dragmire
26 April 2011 @ 10:51 pm
[Private to Robotnik and Bowser]
If the both of you are ready, my troops are awaiting my orders.

[Public post]
Has anyone seen Falcon? I need to steal Raptor Perry
Ganondorf Dragmire
22 April 2011 @ 09:05 pm
While the chaos in the school is rather entertaining, I do hope that one of you two started this or is responsible and that we do not have a situation.
Ganondorf Dragmire
17 March 2011 @ 05:36 pm
I seem to have acquired a large number of products for body hygene. And one of the esteemed Captain's outfit. Interesting...

[He brushes this off, and instead pushes up a picture of a large brick building in the middle all of the modern beauty that is Final Destination City]

You may have noticed this building during the last few weeks in its final construction. What you may not know is it is my property. And now, it is opened. On a holiday that celebrates drinking. One could call it a strike of genius? Even a Gerudo King needs a place to unwind...and the local establishments were a bit too modern and crash for my taste. We needed somewhere to call a proper home; where the modern and the old function in perfect harmony. There are even stables for those who happen to come on horseback. Rather a strange sight in this day and age, but for those like me, arguably the best method of transportation.

Regardless, do not think that there will only be high-priced wine and mead. Of course not. I know this school a little too well...and I'm already well-stocked in the normal beers and wines that seem to perpetuate our walls at any given day.

And while my Gerudo will be happy to serve you in the first few weeks, there are possibilities of...employment for those who wish to make some money?

Not to mention a few..day activities I have set up, based on the recent popularity of such strange things as host clubs and...what did they call it...maid cafes I believe? Perhaps it would be interested to get those started as well. Of course I won't accept just about anyone here. You'll have to forgive me, sometimes I tend to be...selective.

[Private to Vinnie, but Char can see this.]
Except for you, Vinnie. You're hired. I could look at your body all day. [Ganondorf you are terrible. But he did say he'd make you go crazy in the span of a month.]

Regardless, if you are interested in either venues or simply serving drinks at night, it would be my pleasure to consider your employment.
Ganondorf Dragmire
27 February 2011 @ 07:49 am
Ahh Vinnie. It was a shame that our date this valentine was cut so short. A pity. You aren't bad looking at all. Perhaps next time you'd like to stay a little longer? The day was woefully short.

Sexual Education students, I trust everyone has been filling out their homework sheets due next week.

[Private to Char]
The tavern is nearly finished. I have obtained all of all my liquor permits...amazing what a few threats and blackmail will get you in this world. Using my personal fortune will be more than enough for the initial purchases to get it running. Got anything special in mind? A mead or a wine you've been meaning to taste, I could easily get my lawyer to pass it through my business tax refunds.

How do you feel about medieval outfits? Give the tavern a bit of a kick, so to speak. You'd look nice with a few Gerudo girls surrounding you...

[/end private char things]

[Private to Melissa]
Are you feeling better?
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Ganondorf Dragmire
15 February 2011 @ 12:51 am
Vinne. Vinne. Vinnie.
Ganondorf Dragmire
...What interesting information that came to light yesterday. I suppose this explains the grinding marks on the statues, older men liking underaged girls..men being raised inside boxes...wunderkinds reading books they could have taken from my library...Ms Aran, should I start calling you Mr.Aran now? Perhaps that would explain Mr. Falcon's tiny manhood...And a creature like Amp living with two dangerous men? Really now..

But, rumors or not, there is always a bit of truth to everything. And I do agree with one of them.

I wouldn't want to sit on that couch in the common room either.
Ganondorf Dragmire
25 January 2011 @ 03:57 pm
Perhaps another sexual therapy session is in order. My office will be open tomorrow for any questions you might have. As always, any and all information will be used against you will be strictly confidential.

As for the End of Year Transfiguration Classes, I would like to know who is interested. Obviously those without magical powers are welcome, but I suggest not signing up, unless you wish to have a failing grade.

[Private to Char]
How good are you with mixing drinks? And have you been practicing your drums lately?

[Private to Knuckles]
Fancy a job?
Ganondorf Dragmire
05 January 2011 @ 08:51 pm
[Everyone got some chocolates. Of those, he selected about 50% of them to be laxatives. They are random in each box of chocolates. Anyone who is a good friend of Ganondorf does not get any laxatives. Everyone else probably had problems.

All the males got condoms, colored and tasting like mint and candy canes. SAFETY FIRST. Also kits like this.

Nabooru, you have a pretty gem necklace from 'a man of the sand' ooooh, how mysterious.

For the pretty women, Ganondorf also got tiny necklaces (to affirm his masculinity) Also condoms and self discovering kits for anyone over the age of 18.

Melissa, Ganondorf got you a pony. Like, literally. A real. Pony. You're going to get riding lessons.]
Ganondorf Dragmire
These arguments are utterly ridiculous. You all made fools of yourselves when everyone was turned into creatures (and so did he but like he'd talk about that) and now you scream murder and call them beasts the minute they turn against you. Why are you even surprised? You all gave in and acted like the beasts you were yourselves. Even a dodongo will turn against its master if it is beaten enough. The Gerudo believe life is a quest for constant survival where only the strong survive (and women are the strongest). If you are not willing to fight back, then you will be killed, friend or foe. You protect the young daughters who are not ready to fight by themselves and accept what the sand goddess choses as the best course of action. Simple as that.

Perhaps you all need a refresher of how everyone mates in stereo sound to properly remind yourself how much we are alike.
Ganondorf Dragmire
24 November 2010 @ 02:03 am
[What does one do when it is their birthday? Well Ganondorf is just gonna sip his coffee this morning and probably plot something.

But his room is open.

You are free to bother him.]
Ganondorf Dragmire
18 November 2010 @ 06:11 am
[What's this? The intercoms seem to have been taken over by a very deep and bassy voice. It seems relaxed and collected.

Yeah, it's Ganondorf.]

Attention, Smash Academy.

I am now holding these papers signed by the Headmaster concerning our participation in a social experiment headed by Mii Headmaster Goku Sephiroth the Stampede over at the Big Brain Academy. You know which one.

As your sexual education teacher, I must now inform you that 74 participants must be collected from our academy, preferably by their own free will. The research is called...'The relationship developed between two people who have not meet in a public restaurant before in the span of 2 hours or less, or as it is most commonly called, blind dates, will be happening this Friday.

However, since the papers require exactly 74 participants, I regret to inform you that if I have less than that number, I will be picking out any remaining out of a hat to fill in whatever is missing. So the choice is yours. Come willingly, or take a chance at getting drafted.

Participation is mandatory if you are picked or you face expulsion from the school, as Crazy Hand has written down. I'm sorry I made him sign those papers. Rest assured that your safety is guaranteed and that all couples chosen for this experiments will be purely random.

As compensation, Headmaster Goku is offering all participants a hundred dollars and a voucher, good for one of their night training classes with Dr. Kawashima.

Thank you for your time.

[Private Message to Melissa, Unhackable]

Would you like to come pick some people from a list with me and work out who's gonna be dating who?

It's going to be...hilarious.
Ganondorf Dragmire
15 September 2010 @ 03:33 pm
Let this be a lesson to all of you. The Gerudo take each day of living as a precious gift. So many of you have forgotten that simple lesson the Sand Goddess has bestowed upon us, perhaps you will understand, if but for a fleeting moment...what it is like to face death every day.

[Private unhackable]
I wish I knew who did this. The insight I've gain on this school just watching them was even more spectacular than watching the final days before the Aparoid fight.

The fact that they all ran around in all directions, like cuckoos with their heads cut off...how pathetic.

I have my plans to finish. She growns more concerned about me. How I've changed. Her own voice betrays her. There's something behind her motives, I can feel it. Much more than I did Nabooru, this woman is nearly an open book...I can't let my guard down. Like everything, there's a trail to follow, wither it be made of paper or not.
Ganondorf Dragmire
15 August 2010 @ 01:50 am
Well, well...I'd say that there's been a lot of new faces during the last few weeks. [There is a grin. It is hard to tell if it is genuine, terrible or both.] To those who don't know me...my name is Ganondorf, I am the Transfiguration professor. This class requires you to know basic magic before even attempting it. It is also open to any students who have human forms.

Of course, for those who lack any magic, there might be other ways to acquire these arts, either through ancient artifacts or items. Be warned, however that while you are invited to try them out you may not...enjoy the results so much.

Apart from this, I am also the sexual guide adviser to the campus. If you have questions, need protection, or simply wish to suscitate your curiosity, my room is always open. Unless it's closed. There are also non required sexual education classes on each Friday. These are mostly videos, followed by a period of discussions afterward where I make fun of you. Students who have guardians and family members that are alive are required to have their papers filled out.

With that introduction out of the way, I have a proposition later for this week. Wednesday, in fact.

Who would be interested in a little trip down to the nearby hot springs? Thanks to the school discounts, and because my classes allow me one school-related trip on the budget, I thought this might be an interesting experience for both of my classes. Note that these hot springs require you to be nearly naked except for a small towel, or two for the women. Obviously, those are are weak-willed will not find the situation pleasant. Refrain from making the trip with us and making the rest of the group miserable.

Students under 16 will need their student card, and will not be allowed to drink on the site. Otherwise, bring your swimwear with the fact in mind that you'll be completely undressed in the long run. [Another grin.]

I believe that covers all...if you are interested, sign on the sign up sheets I have set up in the boy and girl dorm corridors, or simply send me an e-mail with your name, age and grade.

To my fellow teachers and any students not enrolled in my subjects, you are also welcome to follow us. The same rule apply to you all.
Ganondorf Dragmire
22 July 2010 @ 06:12 am
I don't seem to recall much of what happened, except this suddenly need of having a few steaks after everyone returned to normal.

Anyone care to enlighten me about my fate during the last week? It would be...appreciated.
Ganondorf Dragmire
08 May 2010 @ 09:22 pm
Well, I suppose...it has to be much like dating a Goron, except without the rock nipples.

Or maybe he does have them.

Hmmm. I never thought Zelda to be that type either. What a shame.
Ganondorf Dragmire
09 April 2010 @ 01:20 am
Dearest Nabooru, it would do me uttermost honor if you were to accompany me at the ball set henceforth this Saturday night.

But seriously do you want to go.

For those poor unfortunate souls who still have no one, perhaps if I were to offer you a dating service? Simply come to my room with your name on a sheet of paper and I shall give you the results this Friday. You may discover secret loves and friendships that you never know existed.

That or I'll just look at them and fix the results for my own personal amusement.
Ganondorf Dragmire
26 February 2010 @ 05:49 am
I suppose I can't speak for everyone, but people here have been more lively lately. Such a fascination with an interesting subject. Guess spring sneaking up on all of us has that effect on all of you.

Miss Vashta, after our riveting talk, I believe I shall use your teacher's assistant position and require you to do some research for me.
Ganondorf Dragmire
10 February 2010 @ 12:26 am
[He returned late that night. After so much work, it was incredibly frustrating that his search had been fruitless.

How dare they. They all required the skills of the Gerudo from time to time, yet turned a blind eye to his plight the moment he asked for a favor. They said didn't want to give land and help raise a band of killers and thieves. How would the others look at them, they claimed. Even behind the scenes, they had refused. Some even had the gal to offer him a contract to increase their coffers which would allow them to move away from Hyrule. Hmmft. As far away from them is what they meant. This was his land - as much as theirs.

Ganondorf's mood was definitely much more sinister than before. The raging dark beast that was caged in his mind was pacing back and forth, and the last month had been clawing at the cage demanding to be let out. But that was not only what had changed. During the near monthly absence, he had taken to leaving his beard unshaven. It gave him a much older appearance than before - fitting since he was now 21 and a legal adult in Final Destiny City's eyes. Not that he particularly cared, his mind still thinking about what he was going to do with his tribe. He had failed them.


Hyrule had failed him.

Here was man grown older in just a month's time by what he felt was injustice towards his own kind.]

I trust you've been working diligently on your homework. Classes will resume next week.
03 November 2000 @ 12:52 am
For all your dudes please give me the following:

Sexual Preference:
(IE do you want your guy to meet other guys, meet girls, or you don't care either of)
Anything else: (Comments you might have like 'please no one under the age of 16', etc.)

Results will be given out in a few weeks and then an event will be set up! Please enjoy yourselves!